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The Daily Groan
Fresh groans, delivered before anyone can object · May 26, 2026
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Dad Jokes: Tinder, Tom Hanks & Twin Drummers 🥁
Posted May 26 |
🍽️ Tonight's Dinner Table Kit
Ready-to-use. Theme this week: everyday life.
Lead with this one — it sets the tone:
Why did the dad joke cross the road? To get to the other sigh.
💡 Pause after the setup, then deliver the punchline completely straight-faced.
Try this one at dinner:
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
💡 Pause after the setup, then deliver the punchline completely straight-faced.
Try this one at dinner:
Why don't calendars get nervous? Their days are numbered.
💡 Pause after the setup, then deliver the punchline completely straight-faced.
💬 Start a Family Talk
After the groans settle — go deeper. One question, real conversation.
🧒 For little kids
If dinner could talk, what do you think it would say about our day?
If the table goes quiet: "Would it tell us to slow down or celebrate?"
🧑 For teens
What is a small win from this week that deserves more credit?
If the table goes quiet: "What made it harder than it looked?"
💑 For couples
What is something we used to do that you miss?
If the table goes quiet: "Is there a smaller version we could bring back?"
Bible Table Talk
Proverbs 17:22, ESV
"A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones."
A small laugh will not fix every hard thing, but it can soften the mood around the table enough for people to talk honestly. Use the joke as the doorway, then notice who needs encouragement, patience, or a lighter load tonight.
- Where did we see joy show up today, even in a small way?
- Who around us could use encouragement this week?
- What is one way we can bring a lighter spirit into tomorrow?
🎁 Dad Approved Picks
Stuff a dad would actually use. Or at least display near the BBQ.
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Dad Jokes Book
500+ groan-worthy setups and punchlines. Ideal for the dinner table or any captive audience. View on Amazon → |
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What Do You Meme? Family Edition
Meme card game the whole family can play. Dad jokes optional but encouraged. View on Amazon → |
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Dad Jokes Trophy
Official recognition for the best (worst) jokes in the room. Desk display required. View on Amazon → |
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Best Dad Coffee Mug
For the dad who wears the title with irony. Holds coffee. Holds dignity. View on Amazon → |
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