Friends of Irony
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March 13, 2026 · Issue #8
Welcome to Issue #8 of Friends of Irony, where we promise to make you groan so hard you forget to check your oil. We've gathered our finest collection of miscellaneous missteps and automotive puns, knowing full well that some of these are painfully bad. Please enjoy our heartfelt attempt at humor before the inevitable eye-rolls begin.
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Cars
Top 6 Cars Dad Jokes
Featuring: Car EV · Car Air · Car Norway · Car Moscow…
Miscellaneous
Top 6 Koalas Dad Jokes
Featuring: Koala Lazy · Koala Love · Koala Job · Koala Worker…
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Miscellaneous
Why did the barber keep a hare in the shop?
Because he liked to talk about hair.
Miscellaneous
Why did the astronaut mow the rocket pad?
He wanted a clean lawn
Miscellaneous
Why did the librarian bring a flute to work?
She wanted to play a reed
Miscellaneous
Why did the dentist bring a stack of papers to work?
He wanted to help his patients file their teeth!
Miscellaneous
Why did the pilot refuse to fly over the bakery?
He didn’t want to crash into a plain
Miscellaneous
Why did the man throw his spare tire into the woods when he got lost?
Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way.
Cars
What kind of cars do people in Norway drive?
Fjords.
Cars
Did you hear about the new EV from Germany?
It’s a Volts-wagen.
Cars
Why does it cost so much to put air in a tire?
Inflation.
Cars
Did you hear about the car crash in Moscow?
It turns out the guy was Russian to work.
Cars
What do drivers wear under their fire-retardant race suits?
Speedos. Car Drivers
Cars
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