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I guess he’s having a hard time trying to decide whether he’ll shave himself, so I’d conjure Russell rather than Schrödinger.
I guess he’s having a hard time trying to decide whether he’ll shave himself. Let’s conjure Russell rather than Schrödinger.
This one is weak sauce. Barber forgets to flip his open sign, high-larious.
i can only imagine that half the shop is open, unfourtantly its the half without a door..
Ah Schrodinger.
Maybe he just got in, flipped the door sign, and was on his way to the window to flip the window sign.
Look through the glass door. At first to me it looked like he was standing at the counter, but looking again it appears he’s working on a customer, the “Barber shop” sign obscuring the customer’s face.
It could be that his business has “maximum occupancy: 2″, only enough room for barber and one client, and has to flip the sign between customers to satisfy the fire marshal. It looks to be a rather small one-room corner business.
Then again, is that the same barber in the next window buy the door?
It is the same barber. It’s called a mirror.
Perhaps he’s half-cut?
How are you supposed to get in? In t’ru der window?
Dats why it says OPEN
well if we are talking schrodinger, it shouldn’t be too hard to find some quantum effects to get me through ^_^
Intruder window, get it? No? Nevermind.
Do they use Occam’s Razor in Schordinger’s Barbershop?
Yes and no.
Um, that’s not irony.
This site is filled with examples of **contradiction**, not irony. Sigh.
friendsofcontradiction.com would be a better title. Why can’t people understand the definition!
Dear god, I hope the barber doesn’t own a cat.
+1
I saw this and knew I’d better rush to the comments in case nobody had clarified.
Look up “Schrödinger’s Cat.” It’s a thought experiment in quantum physics. Imagine that we put a cat in a box. The box is rigged so there’s a 50% chance it will kill the cat. Now, this box is closed, and we can’t see the cat to say whether it has died or survived. Until we open the box, according to quantum physics, the cat is BOTH 50% ALIVE AND 50% DEAD AT THE SAME TIME– it only becomes 100% one or the other when it’s observed.
So a man’s car breaks down, and he takes it to get fixed. The guy at the garage says he’s a quantum mechanic. The man says, “Can you fix my car or not?” The quantum mechanic replies, “I’ll have to look at it first.”
Schrödinger or Schroedinger.
The shop is both open and closed. You won’t know for sure until you attempt to open the door, to find if it is locked or not. That’s what makes it Schrödinger Barbershop.