I Don’t Think I Like Religion Like That…
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That’s not ironic. That’s just using an unexpected word. You’re just finding in funny because you’ve chosen to intepret it differently.
This site is cack. You does not understand ironicalness.
Well, I agree that this is not ironic at all. But, this site is supposed to humor people. You’re too strict on the name. I mean, FailBlog, too, posts pictures of wins. You should take the pictures open mindedly as funny pictures and laugh at them. If you find that hard, get on your knees and maybe everything works out.
True dat.
Some of the rest of these aren’t bad, though.
It’d be – you do not understand irony- so i think perhaps you should find a dictionary and perhaps a junior high level English class stressing grammer.
Just a thought…
“Grammer”?
Perhaps you should practice what you preach.
i dont understand “ironicalness” can you tell me alberto? is it anything like irony?
All I can do is quote a Favorite band of mine, or I should say quote one of the lines from one of their songs,
“How can you trust a creed that claims to set you free by spending half a lifetime begging on your knees.”
I grew up in an Adventist home .. Those people are so incredibly straight-laced and blinder-equipped, I guaran-damn-tee ya whoever set up this sign has never even HEARD of oral sex. I mean, “You put what in where? Ewww, gross! Get thee behind me, Satan!”
Come to think of it, maybe “Get thee behind me, Satan” has a connotation or two they’ve never thought of, either ..
I can vouch. An ADULT Adventist confided in me recently that she’d found out “normal people have oral sex,” not just crazed sexual deviants. Un Fucking Believable.
I Thought They Meant Doggy Style. That’s On Your Knees Right?
I dunno if I’ll get attacked for this but…Aren’t “normal people” starting to ALL become crazed sexual deviants? Or are my own “old fashioned” prejudices showing?
I’m a life long adventist. I love oral sex. It depends on where you grew up… a small town adventist/baptist/methodist/buddhist/Jew/Muslim will be “straightlaced and blinder-equpped” upbringing.
NYC Adventists? Oral sex abounds!
You have to wonder, did they make the kids show their spiritualism by doing chores around the church again? Or are the adults around there really that gone that it sounds innocent?
C0ckney knees up cancelled.
I figured the “irony” was that you’re supposed to get power from a traditional symbol of servitude (such as kneeling before a King), but the comments have attached a whole new meaning to it. Is that really the first thing you think of?
Yes. Yes it is.
“On your knees” as in praying, or as in the euphemism it is today.
There are so many things wrong with this sign, whether you take it as it was intended or not. I can’t decide which is worse.
I don’t see anything wrong with it at all.
…What’s it doing on the website?
Damn! I’ll worship there any day! Any other perks I should know about?
That’s more true than ironic.
Well, maybe, yeah, if it means oral. At least the most powerful position over the man you’re doing. Since, you know, you can always chomp.
HIGHFIVE
true but unintended, which indeed makes it ironic.
This was on Highway 18 near Grand Ronde, OR. Ironically, I have a photo of this too…. was driving back & nearly wrecked when I saw it. It’s about a mile from Spirit Mountain Casino & on the other side of the sign it said “You give God the credit, now give him the cash!”
…. wow. really?
they are talking about my knee smash!
(show me ya moves!)
All of you who put perverted junk on here talking about a church ought to be ashamed of yourselves. I can’t believe that people can be so disrespectful. Yall need to get ur minds out of the blasted gutter. unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s called a sense of humor. And really not everyone goes to church and laughing at someing doesn’t meen they are being disrespectful they are just laughing at something they think is funny.
you need to get laid… or blown
So someone who doesn’t appreciate an innocent religious sentiment being taken to the gutter is uptight and needs to join you in the gutter?
Your fit of rage is unbelievable. Take a chill pill and stop being a prude. Laughter is good for you you know, you should try it. ;D
- High fives unbelieving girl-
My God is very Large!
Translation: As long as you are down on your knees and praying, we wont judge you.
well, ”the powerful position is on your knees” means a pray, and it is, it mean that the must powerful thing is god, and if you don’t respect god, you better close your website!
hmmm
=/
Sorry, I didn’t know atheists weren’t allowed to own websites.
Yeah, I guess I have to shut down my art business now. Smite me, oh mighty smiter.
i completely agree. i am a seventh day adventist and i find this picture really offensive. just because some people are perverts does NOT mean that is what they meant by this sign. it is about praying and i hate that its being taken in a perverted way.
Must be a Catholic Church.
xD!
Yeaaaaaa adventists represent
Ohhh kay everyone. I would just like to say that you can find a sign like this from any church, not just the Adventists.
I find this amusing, though I certainly hope someone changed the sign!
Awesome, should be on failblog though…
Pure awesome… I was raised Adventist. If I’d have seen this I WOULD have driven right off the road.
I was raised Adventist too and LMBO at this one
And btw for those who can’t see the irony:
Seventh-Day Adventists are typically uptight and the irony would be something that was able to be taken that way being posted on their sign.
I agree it would have been better on failblog but great just the same
you do realize that the people who set up this sign, were hoping that it would get alot of attention thus more potential followers right? there fore its a marketing strategy because you do a double take when you look at . . . from the looks of things, it worked.
Even if this IS funny it is not irony.
Anybody taking this so frickin’ seriously needs to find their sense of humor. Just because your mind didn’t immediately gutterize like MOST of us doesn’t make it wrong. Learn tolerance. Sheesh.
lol I was raised (and still am) an advenist~ yet I find this funny~
This church is near my house. @JimmyBobJoe: Seventh-Day Adventist Church ≠ Catholic Church.
I believe that’s been the Catholic Church’s “Position” all along!
I hate to say it, but the general secular/non-SDA (and even some, must be back-slider, SDA’s as I can see on here) society in general today is pretty sick and messed up in their thinking. You got that. Perverted like none other.
What ever happened to the clean mind out there? It seems like all people can think about is sex these days. Where did your standards disappear? People like that should be completely ashamed of themselves…there’s more to life than interpreting things into sexually related nonsense…perhaps like, say…being respectful?
Yeah, be respectful…and don’t hate. There’s more to life than that, too. We just need change–we need people who have some moral standards, some values…It makes me sad, because I know the world could be so much better of a place.
Someone needs to get laid. Why don’t you go down on your knees in front of God if you’re so religious? He might “shower” you with love. Perhaps you could be the next virgin Mary! ;D
As much as I hate to say this, you just proved some of Aklin’s point.
As for society being more perverted than ever, that’s not true, humanity has always been sex obsessed, but societies across time alternate on the level of hypocrisy/repression about it.
And if you think about it, trying to get sex out of people’s minds is being sex obsessed as well, not to mention pointless. Better embrace it or ignore it if you don’t feel in the mood for that kind of humor, if you go on a rampage about it, you’ll just start a never ending war that you will never win.
I’m agnostic and I find the sign funny. I do agree that when you wanna be taken seriously, it’s really annoying to have people looking for sexual meanings in you words. I’ve felt like smacking someone because of that, but I’ve found humor in other people’s serious words too, so I can’t say a thing.
And finding something funny isn’t being disrespectful, now if I went to that church and laughed at them on their face it would be, but we’re not harming anyone, and humor is good for the soul.
And last, if you can’t tolerate this form of humor then you shouldn’t be on this site, it has plenty of it.
It’s an Adventist church. Almost everyone inside is crazy or is being forced to be there by their crazy friends and/or family. That’s the way it was when I was an Adventist.
so true, and if you don’t want to stay they tell you you’re going to hell.
Dude This Is A Pointless Argument Ok So It May Be Offensive And It May Be Sexual But Who Cares Just Don’t Argue Over The Internet Because All It Is Doing Is Showing That Your Taking Some Stupid Pointless Picture Way Too Seriously. I don’t mean to be rude but arguing on the internet is kinda sad…and pathetic really.