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Further proof that you can’t hide your sins from God.
Oh SHIT, Jesus is a paedophile! I never saw it before, he just said he was making sure i wasn’t sinning but . . . oh my . . . *cries deeply*
aaaaw, come on! First ceiling cat watches me masturbate, and now the J-dog is spyin’ on me as I watch my adult videos? Curse this life!
I just want to splodge white paint across Jesus’ face.
I understood it meant that Jesus watches adult videos of me.
Jesus is a pedo.
If indeed he is watching me, I demand to know what part of me he is watching. Is his head going up and down????
I’m sorry but how is this even remotely ironic? I wouldn’t even call this a funny coincidence (which has nothing to do with irony but is always called it).
Naturally because Jesus thinks adult videos are despicable, it’s supposed to make people feel ashamed, like “Yippee, porn! …Oh, crap, Jesus…”. Personally I think this is meant to say that the Adult Video Jesus is watching you. Some holy porn for ya fellas.
“I guess you watch at your own risk.”
Go on, do it! Almost nobody’s looking.
This is on the way out of Farmington, NM. Everyone goes past and gets a photo of it. I wondered how long it would be before I saw it on a site like this.
I knew I had seen it somewhere near durango
This picture: Singlehandedly putting that crappy town on the internet map since 2006
I don’t think it’s the only one anymore, but I know about the one in Farmington, NM. My Grandfather bought that billboard there on purpose to dissuade people from buying porn!
This once won america’s funniest home videos, did it not?
It got ten thousand dollars. (nodnod)
Isn’t this in Texas? I swear I passed this once…
Actually, yes, these are in Texas. They’re pretty common around the Bible Belt. It’s a subtle way of trying to force out pornography by the local churches of the area. They tend to surround ‘Adult’ entertainment places of all kinds, such as strip clubs and adult video stores. (Which in many small towns are only allowed -outside- of city limits.)
Actually, this one is in California… How do I know? Cause I saw this one. It’s actually not that far from my house -_-;;
Odd, since this is most definatly from Farmington, NM as it isn’t far from my house. I’m pretty sure Cali doesn’t have mesas (the flat topped moutains in the distance) like that =3 Then there’s that nifty green and white building in the distance that looks kinda like a baseball cap up close~
=O BTW, I love your handle! It is WIN.
Jesus likes to watch!
I knew jesus is a pervert.
In Soviet Russia, Adult Film Jesus watches you!
It’s definitely Farmington, NM because I have the same picture that I took from our trip there. In fact, this was probably taken outside our hotel because it gives the best angle of the signs together. LOL.
We had one that said “Adult Super Savior” with Jesus on it outside our “Adult Super Store” off the Interstate in Iowa. The board was taken down, and the adult super store lives on =)
Silly Jesus people putting up signs like that ROFLMAO !!!
there is one exactly like it on the oklahoma/texas border. in oklahoma you cant show penetration, in texas you can. they try to prevent it by providing you with guilt filled shopping. people drive downt here for tats, beer over 3.2% alcohol, and porn.
I could have sworn I saw this same thing somewhere in Kentucky..
holy shit…LOLOL…that is sooooo farmington. i spent waaaaaaay too many years there
Big Brother is watching you…
So weird that there are this many people from farmington on here? Its a pretty small town! At least I think it is….
Probably not coincidence. Churches have been known to buy billboard space near adult stores intending to intimidate customers into not shopping there.
“Oh, man! I’m a sinner and God’s a pervert!”
-Chris Griffin
He only watches us when we’re doin the nasty… we are Jesus’ adult video!
Actually, research done a few years ago at the National Cancer Institute in Bethesda, MD showed a significant decrease in the incidence of prostate cancer when one ejaculated at least 12 times monthly. It was published in JAMA, Journal of the American Medical Association (vol 291, p 1578).
Additionally, because of the fundamental physiologic changes that occur with arousal and masturbation (ie. increased heart rate, vigorous hand/arm/shoulder contractions etc), it can be considered exercise and therefore cardio-protective.
So there you have it, gents… rub one out for your health. Jesus is all about being healthy, and he shows it be watching you with a smile!
Great juxtaposition. LOL!
Great site -love it.
this reminds me of the movie Sister Act,when the nuns stood outside the adult shop so that the people would feel too guilty to go in ^^
Surprisingly, not one comment has yet mentioned that, several years ago, a short video of this epicness was sent in to America’s Funniest Home Videos. It won $10,000, awarded — ironically — to the people who sent the video in.
What sign was posted first?
if you look its posted right after xmas. i live near that sign. lol
i mean the picture sorry i posted right after that question…..confusing