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  1. hotpants14 says:

    He doesn’t have to hide his transgressions because upon his deathbed all will be foregiven!

  2. aerisphoenix says:

    Am I the only one annoyed by the apostrophe in “Video’s”?

    • eamon says:

      nope it’s a disgrace

    • susanna says:

      First thing I noticed!

    • al says:

      No, I hate it too…
      Also cannot stand the fact that our language has now accepted irregardless, because people used it. Does that mean any word people use, incorrectly, will be accepted by the rest of our society???

      • humor me says:

        Shall we argue the ramifications of the word “at” at the end of a sentence? My #1 pet peeve is, “Where is he/she/it at?” At least I started training *my* children from the time they were able to talk not to say that, and it still makes me wince every time I hear it no matter where I hear it. I was fortunate that my grandmother (my hero) taught me correctly from a very young age.

      • FAIL Spotter says:

        Hey Doofus, you’re so smart and and worried about people using improper English, but like an idiot, you used the non-word “irregardless”… FAIL!

      • Adge Cutler says:

        Of course you are right. The correct word in that situation is to.

        e.g.

        Where be it blackbird to? I know where he be,
        He be up yon wurzel tree, and I be after he!
        Now I sees he, and he sees I,
        Bugger’d if I don’t get ‘en
        Wit a girt big stick I’ll knock ‘im down,
        Blackbird I’ll ‘ave he!

    • asdf says:

      That’s ok, up until a recent repaint, the window next to it (the “ry”) had “Jewery” instead of Jewelry.

    • Michael says:

      I noticed. Does that mean we are sad individuals? *LOL*

  3. Brewski says:

    What accessories are needed to join the club?

  4. Marie says:

    I hate to burst everyone’s bubble but this is a local church and a friend called the church to let them know. Well they sold the van to a local car dealership but the dealership never repainted the van and sold it.

  5. Peter says:

    That’s a lie…

    I’ve seen that van parked in church on Christmas eve… I’m a local too

    so… The fun continues

    • But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
      Rev 21:8 (KJV)

  6. Qwerty says:

    First Baptist Church in Woodlawa. And on the back: Jesus is Lord. To make the picture larger you can press ctrl and hold it while pressing + – or 0 to take it back to normal :)

  7. Greg says:

    Okay, guys, it was me. I took the van out for a spin, I was supposed to be counting the tithes (i’m a deacon), but got a little turned on instead. Goes to show what a handle of whiskey and a failed marriage can make you do.

  8. Thank you for your concern regarding the picture. That particular picture is about 7 years old and it surfaces from time to time on the Internet. In recent weeks we have experienced another wave of inquires regarding the photo. Here is the REAL story: The van was sold to a local farmer after the church traded it in on a new Ford van. We did so without removing our churches name from the van, in hindsight a huge mistake. Several months after the sale of the van the farmer began using the van as transportation for several migrant workers he was now employing. It was his migrant employees that were driving the van the day the picture was taken. Since that time (over 5 years ago) our church has contacted the current owner, showed him the photo, explained the situation and the perception of those who viewed the picture. He allowed us to paint over the church’s name, at our own cost, to preclude this sort of mistake/misfortune in the future. While we are sorry for the misunderstanding, it was just that. Nobody from First Baptist Church of Woodlawn was driving the van when the picture was taken and we have taken the necessary steps to ensure that this particular misunderstanding does not occur again. Thank you for your understanding and if you would please help us to spread the true story of the photo.

    Rev. Jody A. Kilburn
    Pastor – FBCW

    • Tahnee says:

      Okay, first – LAME! Second, no organization would EVER sell something without removing their names and pictures. Really now… Third – LAME! Like it really matters, we have a laugh and move on with out lives.. pretty sure no one cares that much.. haha!

    • You...are stupid. says:

      HAHAHA yeah blame it on the migrant workers.
      We all believe you.

    • Lovin' Spoonful says:

      You know what the best part is? The picture is seven years old, but the day the picture was taken was five years ago. A reverend fabricating a story is the most ironic of all! :-D

      • Not a fabrication, notice the word “about,” in the second sentence. I am not sure of the exact date the picture was taken…doesn’t really matter and believe me, I get the irony of it all. You are entitled to believe what you want. May GOD bless your day!

  9. Miles P says:

    Open this up and smile

  10. Why am I not surprised…

    The bible thumpers get busted…AGAIN…

    Lol.

  11. ST says:

    Don’t feel so bad Reverend. It happens to other churches too – some of my friends have a band and drive a former church van – having the church name still on the band van makes for a lot of funny, especially when they’re in full metal-band costume!

  12. Eykal says:

    I think I drive past that building on the way to school…oh snap.

    • Firefly says:

      … because, on the way to school, you don’t actually have time to stop and browse? Ah well – catch it on your way home, I guess. :)

  13. Clarence says:

    The shop is Southern Secrets in Clarksville, TN.

    And yeah – like who cares that someone’s getting porn?

  14. Angel says:

    The apostrophe in videos wasn’t even the worst error painted on the side. For about a year they sold “JEWERY” or so the giant painted letters said.

  15. not bloody likely says:

    ok, having worked in the hotel industry for years, i don’t believe for half a second that this “used” to be a church van. hotels sell a lot of the on demand porn and we actually found that the highest sales were whenever christian groups like promise keepers were in town. take that and shove it up your holy shitter rev.

  16. Plutonium being from Pluto says:

    SPRUNG!! ;-)

  17. rhinothegreat says:

    well at least the bookstore can say Jesus was here


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